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Fiesta of Fire

Kilimanjaro: Hakuna Matata - ValenciaI still wasn’t sure whether we were the victims of some elaborate Valencian practical joke. Looking round at the rest of the crowd that filled the Plaza Ayuntamiento I could see young families, groups of teenagers, elderly couples and groups of fashionistas. Amongst all these people, however, I couldn’t see anyone else with their mouth open.

Over the last few days, every one of the locals we had spoken to had warned us that, once the mascletà began, if your mouth was closed you risked a burst eardrum. The mascletà, which will happen every day for the rest of the week, is the first event in Valencia’s annual festival of fire, Las Fallas. The locals themselves have been preparing hard for this moment, and for the day that we’ve been here it’s sounded more like a war zone than a sleepy city on the shores of the Mediterranean. The whole city constantly echoes with noise as the sound of exploding firecrackers reverberates around the streets. We’ve seen parents encouraging their small children to light and throw fireworks and yet, somehow, we’re still not really prepared for what’s about to happen.

At the centre of the plaza, a huge triangular open space flanked by grand municipal buildings and posh hotels, a row of enormous palm trees surrounds a tall metal cage. If you squint hard enough then through the fence you can just about make out what appears to be a giant net, hanging about six feet off the ground and pulled taut across the cage. As the chimes ring for two o’clock the crowd falls silent and fixes its attention on the cage; a shout goes up from the balcony of the town hall.

Senyor pirotècnic, pots començar la mascleta!”

A few fireworks shoot up into the sky, bursting lazily overhead, their colourful streams of fire washed out by the midday sun. Suddenly, the square erupts with noise; explosions fill the air as the net in the cage reveals its true identity: an enormous mesh, packed with gunpowder. A layer of smoke rises from the mesh as row upon row of firecrackers detonates. The explosions get louder and louder, crashing around the square as they echo back and forth. The buildings shake, the ground trembles and still the explosions get louder, tearing through the air. They thunder on, ever louder and now physically painful. I can feel my eardrums vibrating, and although my mouth is now wide open I feel they will rupture at any second as the crescendo increases to its maximum: several earth shaking explosions rip through the square before silence descends, leaving only a thick cloud of smoke, the acrid smell of gunpowder and a ringing in my ears.

The crowd erupts, clapping and cheering Senyor pirotècnic, the pyrotechnic master, who bows before them. Unlike most firework displays the Valencianos prize, above anything, volume, and this one seems to be well appreciated. Speakers around the square burst into life, playing a song the whole crowd knows and joins in with. It seems mainly to be directed towards the Falleras, a group of women and girls clad in giant and intricately adorned dresses, their hair intricately styled, who now stand proudly upon the balcony of the town hall, rows of them smiling and waving. Although I can understand nothing of the song, the word Valencia is repeated over and over again, as if in some kind of proud city anthem.

This show will take place every day for the next week. Each day a different neighbourhood will stage the display, competing for the honour of being judged to have hosted the best mascleta and being granted the honour of staging the mascleta on the final day of the festival.

The mascleta is not the only neighbourhood competition that goes on during Las Fallas. Over the preceding months every neighbourhood of the city has worked on a falla, a giant papier-mâché statue that, come the final day of the festivities, will be ritually burnt. Now, as we walk through the city at the start of Las Fallas we can see the statues being erected: giant, gaudy grotesques that stand in the small plazas at the centre of every neighbourhood, often apparently depicting some local or national satire, though the specific details were completely lost on us. One depicts a caricature pharaoh, another a sinister looking puppeteer, but most impressive of all seems to be that in the Plaza Ayuntamiento: being slowly winched into place with the aid of a crane it depicts a rather voluptuous woman posing for a portrait. Already, unfinished, the woman towers as high as any of the surrounding buildings. When, in five days time, the statues are burnt, the fire brigade will have to douse those surrounding buildings with water to stop them being damaged by the intensity of the heat, and thousands of people will pack out the square to cheer on the proceedings.

It’s hot, it’s noisy, it’s most probably quite dangerous. As the week goes on la despertà will begin: processions will wind round the city at 8am every morning, banging drums, detonating firecrackers and, no matter how hard you partied, waking you from your slumber. What’s more, unless you’re a Valenciano, you’ll probably never fully understand what’s happening. But as a new experience it certainly takes some beating. Just make sure you listen to the advice of the locals, no matter how ridiculous it seems.

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